Expectation:
Reality:
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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
When you and your friends do something insane and you have to leave before someone sees your face
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That awkward moment when you fight with your mom and see her later on somewhere in the house and make eye contact..
This did you know fact is not a fact at all. This is how moles are actually formed: a common mole is a growth on the skin that develops when pigment cells (melanocytes) grow in clusters.
What do you think those cells are pigmented with?? Poop. It’s poop.
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